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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nick: I don't know.
Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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